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{"type":"standard","title":"Diabetes and pregnancy","displaytitle":"Diabetes and pregnancy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2777805","titles":{"canonical":"Diabetes_and_pregnancy","normalized":"Diabetes and pregnancy","display":"Diabetes and pregnancy"},"pageid":3049655,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Pregnancy%2C_for_female_shadow.png","width":232,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Pregnancy%2C_for_female_shadow.png","width":232,"height":320},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282304987","tid":"e8dd2d5e-0997-11f0-8127-12b23e33c0fc","timestamp":"2025-03-25T16:40:50Z","description":"Effects of pre-existing diabetes upon pregnancy","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_and_pregnancy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_and_pregnancy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_and_pregnancy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Diabetes_and_pregnancy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_and_pregnancy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Diabetes_and_pregnancy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_and_pregnancy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Diabetes_and_pregnancy"}},"extract":"For pregnant women with diabetes, some particular challenges exist for both mother and fetus. If the pregnant woman has diabetes as a pre-existing disorder, it can cause early labor, birth defects, and larger than average infants. Therefore, experts advise diabetics to maintain blood sugar level close to normal range about 3 months before planning for pregnancy.","extract_html":"
For pregnant women with diabetes, some particular challenges exist for both mother and fetus. If the pregnant woman has diabetes as a pre-existing disorder, it can cause early labor, birth defects, and larger than average infants. Therefore, experts advise diabetics to maintain blood sugar level close to normal range about 3 months before planning for pregnancy.
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