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Solar wind Magnetosphere Ionosphere Link Explorer (SMILE) is a planned joint venture mission between the European Space Agency and the Chinese Academy of Sciences. SMILE will image for the first time the magnetosphere of the Sun in soft X-rays and UV during up to 40 hours per orbit, improving the understanding of the dynamic interaction between the solar wind and Earth's magnetosphere. The prime science questions of the SMILE mission are:
- What are the fundamental modes of the dayside solar wind/magnetosphere interaction? \n
- What defines the substorm cycle? \n
- How do coronal mass ejection-driven storms arise and what is their relationship to substorms?
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A Private Cosmos (1968) is a science fiction novel by American author Philip José Farmer. It is the third in his World of Tiers series.
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Isle-Aumont is a commune in the Aube department in the Grand Est region, France. In the middle ages it was part of the Lordship of Isle, which was later raised to the status of a marquisate and then a duchy vested in the House of Aumont.
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